“who ARE you”
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When you’re watching queer eye but then they roast the client for doing something you do
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boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*
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*watches a mother and her baby at the store* *smiles gently* i cant wait to absolutely never have one of those things
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when ur talkin shit about someone who has very sensitive hearing
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Noot Noot
I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.
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me: i love nature ♡ save the bees ♡
bee: *comes near me*
me:
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me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:
it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle
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